We totally get that it’s not the geese, it’s the poop, but we at Wildlife Watch promote only non-lethal methods of goose dissuasion and are more than happy to let our readers know about anything that helps our mission to humanely resolve human-wildlife conflicts.
On the site of the Goosinator, you will see this little machine work on grass, sand, water, snow, even ice.
They say it’s “affordable,” and they appear to have a lot of happy customers. I would check it out at https://www.goosinator.com